10 Favorite puns.
1. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center that said ‘Keep Off the Grass’
2. I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
3. John Deere’s manure spreader is the only equipment the company won’t stand behind.
4. When William joined the army he disliked the phrase ‘fire at will’.
5. I’ve failed the mathematics test so many times I lost count
6. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but she broke it off.
7. I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
8. A circus lion won’t eat clowns because they taste funny
9. The coffee tasted like mud because it was ground a couple of minutes ago.
10. Never invest in funerals, it’s a dying industry.
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